Funny things to prank your Apple coworkers with

Type these in to the terminal for some laughs.

WORDS=(‘please help me’ ‘i am so alone’ ‘i am lonely’ ‘pssssst’ ‘hello’ ‘hey, listen.’); while [ 1 = 1 ]; do say “${WORDS[$[ $[ RANDOM % ${#WORDS[@]} ]]]}” -v Whisper; sleep 300; done

It will say something random from the words array every five minutes in a whispering voice.

cat /usr/share/dict/words | perl -e 'print join("", sort { rand(1) <=> 0.5 } <>);' | say -v "Pipe Organ"

This one if quite freaky as well, random words sang to you.

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